obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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