he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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