Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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