I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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