Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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