He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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