It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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