So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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