This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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