Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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