They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
You are the jesus of drinking
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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