you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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