Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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