he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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