On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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