It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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