I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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