I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I supernannyed him into submission
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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