so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
ok first of all what the fuck
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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