Buhtt sex?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
