i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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