Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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