So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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