DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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