Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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