i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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