Me too!
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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