Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I did not marry a roomba.
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