so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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