You work out of a Hotel?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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