Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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