Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
