There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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