hell yes lets make some ravioli
I intend to get homeless drunk
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
