he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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