i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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