I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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