You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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