I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
please don't ironically join a cult
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