why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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