What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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