Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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