At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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