Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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