Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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