Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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