It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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