I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Someone signed my nipple.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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