This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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