they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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