Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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