seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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